I'D LOVE TO EAT A CANNIBAL

You know if people get hungry enough they'll eat anything.

I'd love to eat a cannibal
to find out how they taste
Throw him in the microwave
until it's nice and glazed

I'd put some carrots on the stove
and melt some cheese of course
Have to cook it very low
to get the perfect sauce

I'd fry the brain on medium high
while boiling all the toes
and listen for the ears to pop
some olives up his nose

I will prepare some fingerfood
when I hear the knuckles crack
I'll marinate a thigh or two
and sprinkle spices on the back

Soon enough we'll have a meal
the blood will be our wine
and for dessert I saved the best
a chocolate covered spine